Three funny stories about Max

1. His report on bathroom use at school: "There are two potties at school. One is the toilet, and the other is just a journal." That's a urinal to you and me. As he told a complete stranger at the museum, "Hey! You can't poop in there." The man did as he was told.

2. How soundly does he sleep? I just took a band aid off of his head and did not wake him up.

3. Max declared that something hurt him. "What hurts?" I said.

"The Antarctic," he said.

"What?"

And then he had dropped his pants and was showing me his penis. "The Antarctic," he repeated. Then he patted his head. "The Arctic," he said. "Does not hurt. But the penis is the Antarctic." He seemed pleased enough by this analogy that everything stopped hurting.