Cade?

Yes, I have a cousin named Cade. And yes, he is named after Cade McNown. His dad is from Alabama. This kind of thing happens, and you need to be ready. He's a very cute kid, and my nephew Sam agrees, as you can see by the very agressive nuzzling going on.

The reunion was your typical 140-person in a mouse-infested kosher hotel being shared by an Orthodox rabbi convention and a bunch of Korean golfers kind of party. The highlight was...well, there were many:

• classical sculpture covered up to protect the Lubuvitchers from breasts
  
• brisket for every meal
  
• mice
  
• whiling away the afternoon in the Borscht Belt's best sushi bar/Korean barbecue/Benihana steak house
  

Five years to recover, and then it's back to the Catskills.