Now we have tenants. One, really, but her boyfriend is on winter break from college and so it has been two of them for a few weeks. They enjoy a pleasant afternoon of techno music. Mmmm, so much techno. My favorite part is the bass.

In the basement, we have Hindu spiritual music. It sounds like a Water-Pik practicing for its bar-mitzvah. It is the sort of noise that you don't hear, really, until the house is quiet and you are ready to go to sleep. Then, by God, then you hear it.

We are the dorm parents. Do not do any underage drinking around us.